Joe Francis Is Back In The Clink

Founder of Girls Gone Wild Joe Francis was arrested Monday for showing up 5 hours late to his court appearance for tax evasion. His excuse? He had the flu. I don’t know what rich people that can afford just about any bail think about going to jail, but if I was threatened with jail time, only a broken spine would keep me from appearing in court. The reason for the court date was that Francis tried to write off $20 million in bogus assets which apparently is a crime.

It kind of makes you wonder why he would even bother to get a few mil on his taxes. Isn’t the dude like a billionaire? He has had sex with probably the hottest girls to ever be captured taking their tops off on video. He may be rich, but come to think of it, I haven’t seen a new Girls Gone Wildvideo in years. No word yet on what his bail was set at or what the charges carry regarding jail time. I am sure he will get off. In more way than one more likely. Since he is sick he will probably try to bribe a guard or two to get some Tylenol with the hundred dollar bills he has shoved up his keister for just such an emergency.