Archive for January, 2009
Paris Hilton doesn’t Like Her BFF
Jan 20th
Paris Hilton once said on an episode of Ellen DeGeneres that her only true BFF’s are her sister Nicky and her friend since a child Nicole Richie. It seems that even the scientists at MTV could not find a suitible companion for the heir-head. When out partying the other night Paris ditched her new BFF to hang out with Aubrey O’Day. Aubrey is about to be in the pages of Playboy so I suppose she was more on Paris’ level in terms of skankiness.
Anyway while at Eldridge Paris and aubrey headed across the street to Tao and left Brittany Flickinger behind. According to one source, after Brittany caught back up with the heiress she was crying and screaming, ” Paris stop leaving me!” Was there anything else that was to be expected from Paris Hilton? She doesn’t think anyone is good for her. even if MTV said so. It is ok Brittany. we can hang out sometime. I am not as big of an attention whore at Paris Hilton, but if we go out and see some paparazzi expect me to grab you and shove my tounge down your throat for the world to see. See? Doesn’t that sound like fun? Eat it Paris.
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Links that are no ones BFF
The City recap- IBBB
A Marissa Miller nipple slip! – Drunken Stepfather
Brooke Hogan has a new song- Allie Is Wired
Michelle Obama looked good for the inauguration- d-listed
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Kim Kardashian is diverse= The Bastardly
Jill Biden fucked up- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Miley Cyrus is the devil- Geno’s World
The inauguration day drinking game- Attu World
A new Paris Hilton sex tape? God I hope so! – yeeeah
Oh yea and our next president is Barack Obama- notorious news
Britney Spears Is Richer Than You
Jan 20th
After just recently buying a house that costs over $8 million Britney Spears has signed a book deal worth over $20 million. Damn! This isn’t just for one book though. It is for 4 books that will be released over the course of a decade. I didn’t even know that Britney Spears could write. More than likely she will act like a snobby invalid and pace around the room talking to somebody at a typewriter and write the book that way.
Many books have been written by many losers about Britney Spears before, but this is the first one to be penned by the singer herself. I am not sure which of the four books will cover the incident when she shaved her head and attacked a paparazzo but that is the one I want to buy. Or probably just download it off Limewire, because I am not gonna pay for that shit. The other question that comes to mind when I heard that she was to become an author was, how much money is her dad gonna get? Now her dad is currently getting $16,000 a week to be her conservator, PERMANENTLY, but when she signs a big deal like this then he has to get a cut. I am not to concerned with it however because no matter how much money she gets in life, she will have to ask her daddy to spend it. And that and that alone is what keeps me going.
Leonardo DiCaprio Might Be Gay
Jan 19th
Just when you start to idolize a guy because he gets to kiss hot chicks on the big screen, they come out and say shit like kissing that hot girl in question was like kissing a distant family member. What the fuck? If I ever kissed a Hollywood starlet the last thing I would say is that kissing her was like kissing a family member. I mean that has to be an insult to the girl right? And the last time I checked girls feelings are very sensitive especially when you call them bad kissers.
Want to get a good review Kate? Kiss me. I will tell everyone that kissing you was like kissing a million little fairies that had electricity in their skin. Yea. Top that DiCaprio. Of course Leonardo only said that because he truly didn’t know what to say when questioned about kissing a girl. His honest truthful answer was, “Oh my God it was so icky. Girl lips have cooties. I like boys.” I like DiCaprio as an actor just like most people do but let’s face it, that isn’t Playboy he is beating his meat to in the bathroom. It is probably Playgirl. If Playgirl was still around. I mean, how would I know if Playgirl was still around? I don’t read that! You wanna fight? You wanna have a push up contest?
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Links that kissed a girl and they liked it
Miranda Kerr is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather
Joaquin Phoenix still looks like a bum- yeeeah
Attention whores unite! – popbytes
Miley Cyrus is still sleazy- I Don’t Want Your Life
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still together- notorious news
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Madonna looks fugly no matter what she does- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Hayden Panettiere is addicted to her crackberry- The Bastardly
Barack Obama has a star studded performance for his inauguration- Geno’s World
Julia Roberts says fuck like 5 times!- Allie Is Wired
Kelly Osbourne Went To The Clink
Jan 19th
Oooh! I am scared! And I am not scared for the regular reasons I am when I look at Kelly Osbourne pictures. I am scared because Kelly Osbourne went to jail for slapping a gossip columnist. Am I next? The incident happened way back in August, but the gossip columnist, Zoe Griffin, pressed charges and Kelly had an open warrant for her arrest in London. She turned herself in yesterday and was released on bail until March.
I am actually pretty surprised that they released her on bail when she is a flight risk. She could go back to the states and put this whole thing behind her. I guess she is confident that her daddy’s money can buy a lawyer that will keep her from a prolonged stay in the slammer. Everyone knows Kelly is a tough girl and this just proves it. Hell, she was at a club called Punk when the event happened. Now with every bad action there is a reason. Her reason for slapping Zoe was because she called Kelly Osbourne and her fiance Luke Worrall stupid. Damn! If she gets slapped for calling them stupid what will she do to me when I call her ugly, fat, tone deaf and a cradle robber. That is IF I called her those things. I would never do such a thing.
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