Ashton Kutcher Is A Whiney Little Girl

Ashton Kutcher is kind of a bizarre person. He has step children only a few years younger than him, and it seems to me that he had an opportunity to date and marry just about any girl in Hollywood and he decided to marry the ancient Demi Moore. Recently his neighbor started some construction on his house and Ashton has been flipping out over it since the construction began. Mostly because the construction is starting at 7 a.m. He is kind of a hypocrite because the house he lives in now was built over a 10 year period.

So this dude has been flipping his lid calling the construction workers and his neighbor names like “dickweed, jackass and owl feces cougar placenta.” What the fuck? Dickweed and jackass sounds like classic Ashton but owl feces cougar placenta? Anyway, the neighbor, Goldsmith, is defending the construction saying that it is legal in L.A. to start construction at 7 a.m. Ashton is just gonna have to buck up and take it like a man. That or call Bruce Willis who I am sure fights all of Ashton’s fights for him. With all this bitching and whining from Ashton I am surprised he didn’t call his neighbor “poopy pants” or “cootie face.” That would have gotten under his skin. Here are some pictures of Ashton smoking because he is cool like that.