Kelly Clarkson= Better Than Britney Spears

Kelly Clarkson has a new cd out. And with that a new song, and it kicks major ass. So much ass in fact, that her new single jumped from No.97 to No.1 within a week. That is a record breaking jump in the 50 year history of the Billboard charts. Formerly the record setting jump was Britney Spears Womanizer that went from No.96 to No.1. Oh snap! One spot! Suck on that Britney you fat bitch! OK I need to calm down. The song in question is My Life Would Suck Without You. Check it out on iTunes, it’s a killer track.

I just find VERY amusing that the so-called queen of pop can be outdone by an American Idol winner. Britney will probably say good job and congratulate Kelly in person but you know behind the scenes she is banging her head against the wall. Of course Britney would probably be banging her head against the wall regardless, but now she has a reason.

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