Itsy Bitsy

LiLo looks a bit skinnier than usual doesn’t she? That is ok by me. I prefer girls to be a little bit “too” skinny. According to The New York Post she is losing weight because she is stressed about her rocky relationship with Samantha Ronson. Also her diet has succumbed to nothing more than candy, Red Bull and cigarettes on a daily basis. That sounds like a great diet! I would LOVE to have that diet. Why are people bitching? Is it because they don’t want our favorite socialite to look like a barbie doll and they want a better figure than the people they admire?

Lindsay will be fine. As you can see from the pictures below she is clearly working out. Sort of. Or at least trying. I don’t see SamRo working out. She is probably off somewhere drinking kamikazes in a bar somewhere and “deejaying.” People should know that deejaying is code for rehearsing for rehab. Also she smokes Marlboro Reds a.k.a. cowboy killers. That is probably the unsexiest thing a woman can do. But she is Lindsay Lohan’s girlfriend or wannabe boyfriend so doing things that aren’t sexy is kind of her MO.