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Dakota Fanning is a darling little girl. That’s right I said little girl. You’re not a grown up yet bitch! And she is apparently pretty psyched that she is going to star along side Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in the new movie New Moon. She will actually be playing a vampire which should make for some pretty good reviews. This is a step away from the PG roles she is used to doing but I think the only reason New Moon is rated PG-13 or R or whatever is because it is kind of dark and scary. There will for sure be no nudity or 4 letter words in this movie.

Apparently most of the New Moon crowd is the left overs from the Harry Potter series because by the time the next Harry Pottermovie comes out all the cast will be married with kids and have a mortgage. I will probably not see this movie because Robert Pattinson is a dirty haired psychopath and Kristen Stewart is an ungrateful pot head. But Dakota will hands down be the most talented person on the set. When the movie series is over Pattinson will go back to Europe or whatever god awful hole he crawled out of and never be seen on the big screen again. Kristen still has a career because she is pretty hot. And she is a pot head so she probably has a low self-esteem. That means I could probably hook up with her. Oooh My Confidence just went through the roof! Hollywood here I come!

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