F.U.C.K. Me

Britney Spears is Having a little trouble getting her new single If You Seek Amy on the radio. Mainly because if you say it aloud real fast it sounds like F.U.C.K. Me. A lot of people are dumb and didn’t even pick up on the me part. NYC’s Z100 is saying that they will have a cleaned up version for the song ready for radio play next week, but I hate censorship so I don’t think they should do that. Besides, she isn’t saying F.U.C.K. Me, she is saying If You Seek Amy. It is a song about her life partner from her childhood named Amy that she would “seek” for advice. Why are critics so dumb?

Rather it gets airplay or it doesn’t makes no difference to me. Her music sucks and Womanizer is no different. People just like a pop train wreck and like to see more of them so they go out and buy their albums. Why do you think Amy Winehouse is so successful? Hey! There’s an idea right there. Maybe Britney’s childhood friend was Amy Winehouse and she needs her guidance in this crazy time in her life. Someday they will be writing songs together and maybe they can kiss on stage like Britney did Madonna. People would pay to see that right? Ok, maybe not ME but some of you sick freaks would pay $70 for front row seats to see 2 girls make out no matter who they were. This is a really good idea. I just hope Britney’s managers do not steal the idea from me. It is mine! Fuck off Spears’ managers.