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Katy Perry kissed a girl, but she won’t be kissing another one in a while. For 2009 Katy Perry’s New Year resolution is to have no sex in 2009. This is a big disappointment for me. First we get teased with possible Katy Perry nude pics and then we find out it is not her. Now she is saying she will not be having sex for another year. That means no drunken regrettable hook ups that result in the guy going to the press telling the tabloids about what a great lay Katy Perry is.

The only person she will be kissing, she says, is her cat Kitty Purry. I got to give it to her that is a pretty creative name for a cat. But this still sucks. This chick will be off our radar soon enough anyway. On Feb.8 she will perform at the Grammy Awards and she will probably make the huge mistake of performing another song other than I Kissed A Girl. When one hit wonders do this they demolish their future careers and become instant d-listers. It was nice knowing you Katy, maybe you can leak realnude pictures onto the internet someday. Until then, I bid you farewell.

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