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After just recently buying a house that costs over $8 million Britney Spears has signed a book deal worth over $20 million. Damn! This isn’t just for one book though. It is for 4 books that will be released over the course of a decade. I didn’t even know that Britney Spears could write.  More than likely she will act like a snobby invalid and pace around the room talking to somebody at a typewriter and write the book that way.

Many books have been written by many losers about Britney Spears before, but this is the first one to be penned by the singer herself. I am not sure which of the four books will cover the incident when she shaved her head and attacked a paparazzo but that is the one I want to buy. Or probably just download it off Limewire, because I am not gonna pay for that shit. The other question that comes to mind when I heard that she was to become an author was, how much money is her dad gonna get? Now her dad is currently getting $16,000 a week to be her conservator, PERMANENTLY, but when she signs a big deal like this then he has to get a cut. I am not to concerned with it however because no matter how much money she gets in life, she will have to ask her daddy to spend it. And that and that alone is what keeps me going.

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