Britney Spears Is Richer Than You
After just recently buying a house that costs over $8 million Britney Spears has signed a book deal worth over $20 million. Damn! This isn’t just for one book though. It is for 4 books that will be released over the course of a decade. I didn’t even know that Britney Spears could write. More than likely she will act like a snobby invalid and pace around the room talking to somebody at a typewriter and write the book that way.
Many books have been written by many losers about Britney Spears before, but this is the first one to be penned by the singer herself. I am not sure which of the four books will cover the incident when she shaved her head and attacked a paparazzo but that is the one I want to buy. Or probably just download it off Limewire, because I am not gonna pay for that shit. The other question that comes to mind when I heard that she was to become an author was, how much money is her dad gonna get? Now her dad is currently getting $16,000 a week to be her conservator, PERMANENTLY, but when she signs a big deal like this then he has to get a cut. I am not to concerned with it however because no matter how much money she gets in life, she will have to ask her daddy to spend it. And that and that alone is what keeps me going.
Britney Spears Goes Back To Blonde
about 1 year ago - No comments
Britney Spears dyed her hair blonde again over the weekend in an attempt to look hot. I gotta say that between the Candies ads and now she let go of herself a little bit and started to develop a double chin but now she seems to have her shit together again. I am sure some
She Can’t Afford That Shit
about 1 year ago - No comments
Britney Spears is under a conservatorship and can only spend $500 a week authorized by her daddy but she still does shit like she has millions to blow on whatever she wants. Yesterday she test drove a Maserati. Well, she didn’t drive it, someone else did and she chilled in the passenger seat and gabbed
Britney Spears is Due in Court
about 2 years ago - No comments
Britney Spears conservatorship has been going on for over two years now and the judge wants some one on one time with Britney to make sure she understands everything and isn’t a dumbshit. Just to remind everyone, the conservatorship gives Britney $1,500 a week to spend on whatever she likes and her father makes nearly
Britney Spears Will Never Be Pretty
about 2 years ago - No comments
Britney Spears star has faded out and her music really sucks these days. I guess to compensate for her lack of talent she dyed her hair brunette again in an attempt to look…like something I can not think of right now. This may be her way of communicating that she hates being under a conservatorship
Britney Spears is a Failure
about 2 years ago - No comments
If you live in Australia (ha ha) then you probably have heard about Britney Spears massive failure at her first show there. Apparently the Aussies think that American celebrities sing their own lyrics. Not so. 99.9% of all American singers lip sync their lyrics because they are too wasted to remember the lyrics. I could
Britney Spears Does The Bikini Thing
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
I have to say, I don’t see a lot of Britney Spears anymore. She is off doing her Circus tour and she hardly ever surfaces. Just recently she was chilling with who I am guessing is her agent, or whatever, that she is rumored to be dating. I am also glad that when she did
Britney Spears Will Maintain 50/50 Custody of Her Kids
about 2 years ago - 3 comments
The Circus tour is almost over but Britney just wanted to solidify the fact that she will get to see her kids just about as often as she likes. An L.A. county superior court granted Britney 50/50 custody of her kids until at least the end of this year. TMZ also confirmed that K-Fed is
Britney Spears Might Be Engaged
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
There are rumors floating around that Britney Spears might be engaged. To her talent agent I think. A guy named Jason but I don’t follow Britney’s life close enough to know who this Jason person is. She was photographed wearing a ring on her engagement finger while out shopping the other day and people are
Britney Spears’ Kids Swear Up a Storm
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
Britney Spears is a busy woman and can not be bothered to correct her kids when they say bad words. While she was at a L.A. swag suite (whatever the fuck that is,) last week her kids were heard screaming “Oh shit!” I grew up in a household that if we were caught using 4
Britney Spears Hasn’t Changed
about 2 years ago - 7 comments
Britney Spears is still a tool to her daddy’s conservatorship over her life. But she is a clever girl. If she wants to get high, she gets high. That is why she has been having her assistant buy diet pills for her so not only does she get a pick me up from that, but
about 3 years ago
Britney should write books on her life. Book one should be from her birth to age 7. Book two should be from age 8 to age 11. Book three should be from age 12 to age 19 and book four should be from age 20 to 29 detailing every detail of her life and lifestyle. All Britney Fans would buy all 4 books getting to know the real Britney Jean Spears. Thank you!