Boy George Isn’t Happy

This kind of sucks. Sucks for Boy George. Not me. This morning Boy George has been sentenced to 15 months in a British jail for chaining up a male escort in his London flat. This occurred in 2007 but for some reason he wasn’t found guilty until now. They talk about a lot of male on male sex occurring in prison, one of the main reasons I stay out of prison. But this is probably not a problem for Boy George since he is a little G.A.Y. anyway.

The judge who ruled on the case said that Boy George’s actions were “premeditated, callous and degrading.” Harsh. But I guess he deserves it. One thing I learned from this experience is that false imprisonment carries only a 15 month jail sentence in London. which means the next time I chain a hooker to my space heater, I should do it in London. I am curious to know what the jail sentence would be if I chained one up in Vegas again. I mean chain them up in Vegas for the first time. Hey, I am innocent I swear. Damn it! What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!

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Links that plead the 5th

Audrina Patridge has a penis- IBBB

Remember to vote for Casey Carlson- yeeeah

Hilary and Haylie Duff are the cutest sisters in Hollywood- I Don’t Want Your Life

Paris arrives in her Pepto-Bismobile- The Bastardly

Lindsay is more famous than Ali- d-listed

Joaquin Phoenix is going to become a rapper- Geno’s World

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Jennifer Aniston has moved on- Allie Is Wired

Is this Katy Perry naked?- Drunken Stepfather