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Lindsay Lohan has a lot of shit going on in her personally life. Her dad being a deadbeat. Her mother whoring out her little sister for reality television. But now Lindsay is telling Interview magazine that she hasn’t had the acting career that she used to strive for because the paparazzi is always getting in her way. She explains that in her early 20’s people would focus on all the bad that went on in  her life and that the tabloid readers and paparazzi are just waiting for her to slip up again.

I am not waiting for her to slip up. I just wanna see some skin. She did that Marilyn Monroe photo shoot and I saw some skin and it wasn’t a slip up. Hell, it made my year! This is kind of like how my friends get in the way when I am trying to do something productive in my life. I am about to flash my abs for a fitness commercial and they are all “hey man wanna get some donuts?” Oh friends. Just like the paparazzi. Always trying to block me from fame. I guess that means me and Lindsay have something in common. What do you think Lindsay? Wanna go out sometime? Grab some coke beer?

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