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Here is Kate Hudson at the 2009 People’s Choice Awards. She won one for some reason or the other. Anyway, apparently rumors have been circulating that she was seen making out in public with a girl on Miami. She immediately denied this rumor to Us magazine on the red carpet last night. That is why she dates suicidal losers like Owen Wilson and is never photographed by the paparazzi. She doesn’t like to play “the game.” The publicity game that is. Apparently she is doing something right because I am writing about her here.

She was telling her girlfriend the day she found out about the rumor, ” A girlfriend called me and said,’ Are you making out with girls now?’ I was like ‘What are you talking about?’” First of all she refers to her as her girlfriend, so there is a dead giveaway. I could say a bunch of cool things about Kate Hudson but her movies sucked and she doesn’t show any skin in any of them. Except her first movie Almost Famous where she showed her flat little titties. If Hudson wants to be back on my “cool radar” she is going to have to make out with a girl. Or date a girl. Or make a sex tape with a girl. Any or all of these things will boost up very high in my cool ratings. And that is a rating celebrities want to be on.

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Links that will make out with anyone for publicity

Audrina Patridge’s new teeth. Better to blow you with my dear. – IBBB

Mischa Barton is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather

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Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Sarah Jessica Parker soon to be single. I guess that is a good thing? – yeeeah

AnnaLynne McCord at the 2009 People’s Choice Awards- The Bastardly

Drew Barrymore looks like a crazy person- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Martha Stewart avoided lesbian sex while in jail- Geno’s World 

J-Lo and Skeletor. The Final Explosion. – popbytes

Ken and Barbie have a dark side- notorious news

The Heart Attack Grill. Tasty. – Attu World