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Oh happy days are here! No not because Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have extended their family. Because Jennifer Garner will look hot in a bikini again! As of Tuesday night Ben and Jen have become parents, again. Of course no one in the family had any official comment on the birth of the baby. All we know now is that it is a little girl. Ben isn’t the most media savvy person you could meet and Jennifer just looks like one of those battered housewives.

I am sure in due time they will get their baby pics on the cover of Us magazine or People or something and get a cool million or more for doing so. I really dig Jennifer, so it kind of irks me that they didn’t release the baby’s name yet. I am sure it will no be as Mowgli or some shit. But it wouldn’t hurt to have ONE Hollywood family that actually thought up a normal name for their baby. Either way, the kid is kind of screwed because any which way you go, the kids last name will still be Affleck. And that shit is just embarrassing.

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