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Hearing news like this puts a smile on my face. As of Jan.5 2009, Britney Spears has officially lost all control of her money.Effective immediately Jamie Spears will be the PERMANENT conservator to Britney Spears.  Meaning every time she wants to get a tall non fat mochaccino with no whip, let’s face it she wants the whip, she will have to ask daddy for the money.

Not only that but Jamie Spears gets a nice little paycheck for doing all this. A paycheck to the sum of $16,000 a month! There are a lot of other bad things that could be happening to Britney Spears right now but it is fairly hard to think of one. There is one unsung hero in this whole debacle. Jamie Spears AND an attorney named Andrew Wallet will be over seeing the Spears cash. I m assuming he is Jamie’s lawyer. I also find it funny that this Wallet guy just ran in to about $200,000,000 worth of cash to manage and his last name is Wallet. Either way Jamie Spears is going to get rich and Britney will have to kept on a short leash. Possibly for the rest of her life. Life’s a bitch and then your father takes all your cash. That is Britney’s new slogan for life.

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