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Many people have ey SpearsNew Years resolutions. My family asked me if I was going to quit smoking or start working out more. I just turned my head and laughed a little bit. But it isn’t just normal people making New Years resolutions. Celebrities do it too. Let’s look at a few…

Britney Spears: ” I would like to stop worrying so much because I worry all the time. And to learn to be happier, just in general. And to stop biting my nails!”

Eva Longoria Parker: “To give up meat.”

Spencer Pratt: “To stop eating pizza every day. I think my wife’s resolution will make that happen. She says she’s going to cook.”

Kanye West: “My resolution is to be as nice as possible to the press.”

Kathy Griffin: “To eat more carbs!”

These are all good New Years resolutions. I don’t think I have ever had a New Years resolution and I am not going to start now. Though I didn’t see Britney say she was going to eat less cheetos or Kanye West say he is going to stop being a little bitch, but I guess the ones they named are ok too. But the worst resolution I saved for last. This one comes from Cameron Diaz. Her New Years resolution is, ” I have always had the same New Years resolutions: to stop smoking, to start wearing a bra and to stop shopping.”

Nooo! If she starts wearing a bra then no more nipple slips or nipple pokies. If she stops smoking she will stop looking sexy. And if she stops shopping we won’t get to see her do either. For shame Cameron Diaz. For shame.

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