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Britney Spears is many things. A headcase, a cheeto lover, a bad mother and a terrible lip syncher. But one thing many people didn’t expect to hear about Britney Spears is that at each of her shows she suffers from serious cases of stage fright. According to In Touch sources say, ” Britney has a great time doing choreography and rehearsing, but when it’s time to perform, she gets nervous.”

I laugh at Britney Spears for a whole number of reasons, but this one takes the top seed. It makes sense that she gets nervous, she tried to sync her lips up to her lyrics and it never blends. Everyone knows how nuts she is so it is hard to play the innocent school girl role that made her famous in the first place. And she doesn’t dance. Her backup dancers gyrate and move around, not really dancing. And Britney barely moves. Her mother said of her stage fright, ” That gut belief she had in herself when she was so young- that’s what’s missing, and she’s got to get that back.” I doubt for some reason that Britney is going to hit the stage and blow people away that will put her back on top. After Womanizer fades out on the air waves, Britney will be right back where she started from. Eating Cheetos on a couch and wishing she could have custody of her kids. Sad, but funny really.

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