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Most people get mp3 players or socks for Christmas. But this year Lindsay Lohan got a new sister. It has been revealed that her father had another child after Ali and it was with another woman. Lohan took her beef to her Myspace blog, “ My father just let my father and [me] know, amongst other [things] that he had another child after my little sister Aliana.”It seems that Lohan talks a lot on Myspace but it has been that way for months.

No word yet on rather or not they are gonna whore this daughter out like Michael did with Lindsay or Dina did with Ali. I am sure the white Oprah has a lot ot say about this but she is too busy pimping out Ali on reality television to pay any attention to what Michael has to say. In the Myspace post she also likens herself to Britney Spears. She mentions that Spears was basically down in the dumps and had a major comeback and she feels that she can do the same thing. I have a sure fire way for Lohan to pick things up in her life. Release a sex tape. It will get her tons of publicity and she can then live her life without those “icky boys” hitting on her because they will have already seen all that has to be seen. Consider it Lindsay. It is just good business sense.

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