Ashlee Simpson Breast Milk…Yum!
I have to hand it to Pete Wentz. I figured that he was just another douche bag that liked to keep his sex life private. Then he goes on Howard Stern and talks about how Ashlee Simpson likes to take it up the ass! What a guy. This is almost as cool as the pics of Zac Efron and Vanessa Anne Hudgens shopping in a porn shop. Now Wentz is talking about how he tried Ashlee Simpson’s breast milk. Who wouldn’t?
He describes the taste as “soury” and “weird.” OK so maybe Pete doesn’t like Ashlee’s breast milk. But I still might. Let be get ahold of those titties and I will give you my culinary opinion. My pallet is rather refined. Though maybe not so much for breast milk, but if it is coming out of Ashlee Simpson’s body, it has to taste good. In the upcoming weeks Ashlee will describe how Pete Wentz’s semen tastes and Jessica Simpson will tell how good it feels to be a virgin.
Christmas Eve links
The Hills season finale- IBBB
Amy Winehouse dancing topless- Drunken Stepfather
Lindsay Lohan has a new sister- Allie Is Wired
Jodie Marsh. I can’t get enough of her- d-listed
Amy Winehouse, not dancing topless- The Bastardly
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Zac Efron is scared of the paparazzi- Geno’s World
The grossest Christmas pic you will see all year- I Don’t Want Your Life
Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin hate each other. How funny, I hate them too! -yeeeah
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