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Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. snaggletooth brat, has been making the news the past few days because she just turned 16 and has gotten her driver’s license. Now she has more money than God so she could probably get just about any car she wanted. I assumed she would be trendy and get a hybrid, but I assumed wrong. Instead she got her mother’s former car, A PORSCHE! She tells People her dream present for her sweet 16 would be, ” a car, but we’ll see… I don’t want to name a certain kind. I want my parents to know that I’m happy with anything that they get me. I know I’d be really lucky to even get a car.”

Like I said spoiled bitch. In other news, she has been trying for months to become emancipated from her parents so she can get a place of her own. More than likely with boyfriend Justin Gaston. They actually haven’t been seen together for a couple of weeks now. Maybe Miley got sick of giving head. I remember a few months back when Miley and her dad went on Oprah and she was talking about how she was trying to get her own credit card. She was 15 at the time. I don’t have much faith in this girl, I don’t. I believe she will turn into the same thing that most child stars turn into. a pre-20’s popwreck who is hooked on coke and can’t seem to keep nude pictures of herself from popping up all over the internet. In the coming weeks we will either get one of two news stories. Miley is knocked up or she has gotten into a car accident. It’s a 50/50 chance people so let’s hope for the worst.

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