Paris Hilton Will Never Be Queen
Paris Hilton has just recently hit the market. She was dating douche bag extraordinaire Benji Madden for a time but her dreams of being a sister-in-law to Nicole Richie finally faded and she decided to go out clubbing, get smashed and do all the things Paris Hilton loves to do. Just before breaking up with Benji she was seen flirting with her ex beau Stavros Niarchos. But a couple of weeks before that she was seen flirting with Prince William.
It was rumored that the two may start dating and if that worked out well then Paris Hilton would become the future queen of England. William was originally scheduled to show up to Paris Hilton’s New Years Eve bash in Australia. I know what a lot of people are thinking. Why Australia? Because Australia rings in the New Year before Europe and America silly! A source for Fox news has said, ” William really wanted to go. But he has been told under no circumstances is he to associate with Paris.” If I were him I would tell the royal family that he is the prince and that they can fuck off. But he will probably cry about it and spill his tea all over the floor.
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about 1 year ago - 1 comment
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about 1 year ago - 1 comment
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about 2 years ago - No comments
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about 2 years ago - No comments
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about 2 years ago - No comments
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about 2 years ago - 2 comments
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about 2 years ago - 5 comments
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Someone Give This Guy an Award
about 2 years ago - 5 comments
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about 2 years ago - 1 comment
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about 2 years ago - 1 comment
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