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It is customary that when a hot Hollywood couple has a baby they whore the kid out to as many media magazines as possible. In this case it is Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s kid and so far there are no taker. No one wants to see their little Mowgli. Bad name right? So far Ashlee has contacted “every” news outlet and none of them want to give the couple money for the first exclusive shots of their new baby. which leads me to one conclusion, the baby is butt ugly.

It is being said by Page Six that the magazine covers that feature Simpson, Wentz or Simpson and Wentz tend not to sell well. Why would that be? Ashlee is very attractive and Pete Wentz has a lot of killer tattoos. I guess you don’t see them featured in tabloid mags mainly because Ashlee is famous for being famous. Her music career is in the toilet and her videos are awful that may only be contended with the likes of Heidi Montag. Pete has a successful band but he doesn’t have any “look at me” quality to him. It kind of makes you wonder why Ashlee is famous at all. I feel sorry for the poor folks, so if some pictures surface of Mowgli I will post them here. He can’t be any uglier than his name.

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