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Tom Cruise is the master of ceremonies. He proved that when he married Katie Holmes in a beautiful castle somewhere in Ireland or Scotland or some shit. when he heard that Speidi eloped in a private and small ceremony in Cabos San Lucas, he was appalled. He had this to say to Spencer about the wedding, ” If the girl wants the wedding, you gotta do the wedding. It’s a special occasion, and she’ll remember it forever. Spencer…dude…you’ll realize this later.

Yea. Spencer. Dude. Wake up. This is Tom Cruise we are talking about. He knows how to put on a show. So you know what this will mean. You will have to re-wed Heidi Montag in an American wedding with an American priest so it will be legal. Oh and you better use a scientology priest too. Or else TomKat will bad mouth your wedding until the day you die. Lesson learned.

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