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I know this picture is old but it is appropriate for today’s news. I have been glued to my t.v. for the past hour and a half watching the coverage of O.J. Simpson being sentenced to over 15 years in prison. He did actually speak but it was kind of bizarre. He said that he helped kids with book reports and sang to sick mothers. Pretty weird. Anyway he is heading to the clink and he will not be eligible for parole for over 5 years.

I don’t see what the big hype around O.J. Simpson is. He offed a couple people, no big deal. He was always very jovial and smiling. I know if I was going to be killed, I would want to be killed by a guy like O.J. Simpson. The Goldman’s just said a few words outside the courthouse about how justice is finally served. If I were them I would be bummed. This means that for sure they are never gonna see a penny of that $33.5 million. Kind of makes me wonder why they came to that amount. Are they saying that if I decided to kill someone all I would need is $33.5 million to get a get out of jail free card? It makes me reflect on my life. Makes me think I ought to just tie up and abuse the hookers instead of dumping their bodies in the river. I mean drive them home. Drive them home.

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Links that are back from the dead

Tom Cruise is aggressive- notorious news

Lily Allen has a new music video- popbytes

Spencer Pratt is a lucky guy- yeeeah

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Foxy Brown has boobies- Drunken Stepfather

Bastardly lady of the day- The Bastardly

Full House is back! – IBBB

Britney Spears is a potty mouth- Allie Is Wired

Amanda Bynes is cute- I Don’t Want Your Life

Angelina Jolie is going to rehab. Sorta- Geno’s World