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Heidi Montag’s mom, who is just about as big of an attention whore as her daughter, is saying that Heidi was drugged by Spencer Pratt and that is why she got eloped. Heidi’s mother Darlene is now saying that she gives the marriage six months. Six months? That is like 18 years in Hollywood time. However, as long as The Hills is still on t.v., which I hope isn’t going to be for too much longer, then they will never break up. They make beautiful news together.

However, just because they tied the knot doesn’t mean the marriage is legal. You see, they got married in Mexico. Cabos San Lucas if I am not mistaken. So even if they got divorced it wouldn’t be that hard to break up the union because they aren’t even legal in the first place. But Spencer wants to change all that. He tells Us magazine, “I’m on it. In my mind, it’s as legal as the ring on my finger.” Don’t worry people. He’s on it. By God’s will we will have a legal Speidi union in the U.S. of A. Whatever.

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