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A long time ago Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie said they would get married after gay and lesbian couples gained the right to get married. Well that time has come and passed. Brad is now saying that he will get married when it becomes important to the kids. When exactly will that moment come Brad? He tells Ann Curry , ” You know, they see films and start asking questions. Such as, ‘Why are Shrek and Fiona married and you’re not?’” I think that is the alarm bell Brad. I think the kids are ready for you two to be married.

In the interview Brad also is very blunt about how much he hates the paparazzi. Let’s face it if it wasn’t for them, Brad Pitt wouldn’t have a career. It is also a little hypocritical as well as he is a hugefan of photography. It is ok, because I respect Brad. For what reason? Because he doesn’t care if Angelina Jolie does nude scenes in her films. Tom Cruise would die before he let Katie Holmes get naked on the big screen. But Brad doesn’t really care what Angie does in her movies. That is more than likely because of the fact that she is a c-list celebrity and always will be. Don’t worry Brad, the ball and chain won’t weigh you down too much. Besides if you want to have sex with someone else while you are still married you can just cheat on your wife again.

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