Snaggletooth Has A Stalker

I have a lot of sympathy for stalkers. They aren’t really “stalkers.” They are just really big fans. Snaggletooth should be flattered that someone wants to trespass on her property and take pictures through her bathroom window. It is a compliment. I personally enjoy going through the trash for old credit card information. Celebrities have a lot of money, they won’t miss it.

Christopher Richard Smith has gotten a temporary restraining order placed against him until Dec.22. After that date police will review the situation to see if the order needs to be extended. Thank God. That order could have elapsed over Christmas time. Now these two lovebirds can spend the holidays together with out the pesky “law enforcement” getting involved.

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Dirty south links y’all

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Shauna Sand is in an abusive relationship- d-listed

Jessica Alba has a cute ass- I Don’t Want Your Life

Kim Kardashian has bangs- The Bastardly

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

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I smell threesome- Celebrity Dirty Laundry