Archive for November, 2008
Angelina Jolie Needs To Grow Up
Nov 4th
In the most recent issue of Harper’s Bazaar Angelina Jolie says that inside she is still a “punk kid with tattoos.” Newsflash Angie, you are a mother of six. That means you have six little children nibbling at your toes for food on a daily basis. She is basically saying that she is still young at heart to make up for all the wrinkles people are starting to see in pics of Angelina Jolie. She goes on to tell the magazine…
“Listen, my kids play video games. I let them play with toy soldiers. we don’t take war and violence lightly, but we don’t hide it from anybody,” she says. “We say,’ Mommy and Daddy have movies where we play these characters, but there’s real death and violence in the world.” Wow, way to cheer a kid up Ang. If Angelina Jolie were my mother I would disown her. First get done with the breastfeeding stage and then disown her.
She just takes shit too seriously. She is a bleeding heart basically. When you have over $400 million in your joint bank account then it makes sense to call in one of those needy children infomercials and donate a few bucks. But when you drag your kids to 3rd world countries and usually coming back with more kids than you left with, you may have a problem.
BBQ links
Vote for Heidi’s fakest feature- IBBB
Suri hates Halloween- Allie Is Wired
Kate Winslet got sexier- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Jessica Biel regrets getting naked. I don’t- IDLYITW
Jessica Alba sucks at Halloween- notorious news
Avril Lavigne is a terrible spokes model- Drunken Stepfather
Adriana Lima’s breasts- City Rag
Behind the scenes for that Kate Winslet photo shoot- Geno’s World
Oh yea and go out and vote- popbytes
Speidi. Not Attention Whores Anymore?
Nov 4th
It seems to me that every time Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt want to do something, go to the beach, go out to dinner or whore it up on MTV’s The Hills, they are usually posing for the cameras or pretending that they do not want to be photographed. But we know better. I am not sure what they are supposed to be in this picture. Obviously Spencer is a prisoner but what is Heidi? A slutty cop? A slutty corrections officer? A slutty Hedi Montag? No that’s not right. That’s just redundant.
Anyway, at a Los Angeles nightclub, The Kress, instead of smiling for the cameras and telling people to vote for McCain, Speidi bolted for the door and ran inside. That is not like them. I am sure they were just anxious to get in there and hear DJ AM spin some tracks. It isn’t like they could actually talk to DJ AM because Speidi is probably the most hated couple in Hollywood. After they were inside they were photographed kissing and giggling in the VIP section. I don’t see how Heidi can go out with this guy. I should be the one making out with Heidi Montag on a beach somewhere.
As we all know, Spencer is a grade-A douche bag. And we all know I have a very strict no douche bag policy.
Paris Hilton Is Being Used For Sex And Fame
Nov 3rd
Well duh! In a recent interview with News Of The World Paris wined that all these years when she has met a guy that she has been used for sex or fame. What the hell else would a guy possibly want? In the interview she bitched that all her life she has been taken advantage of. She says, ” Every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex- but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people.”
She went on to swoon about how great Benji is Mr. Right and that she wants to marry and have kids with him. Are you telling me that Benji Madden isn’t using Paris for attention? I bet after her little BFF shows airs that he throws a commercial for his new cd just after. Trust me people will ALWAYS use Paris Hilton for fame and sex. I tend to think the sex would be a little bit better than the fame but I could be wrong.
She went on to bitch about Rick Solomon who sold their private sex tape to The Red Light District and made a fortune. She says, “It was just the most horrible thing that’s ever happened to me. So humiliating and embarrassing. But at the end of the day, I didn’t do anything wrong.” Most horrible thing that’s ever happened to me? Really? That video was a HUGE tabloid story and everyone was a fan of Paris after that. I say she personally helped Rick sell that tape and probably got a cut of the profits as well. No use crying over spilled milk Paris. After all, that tape made you who you are.
Here are some links y’all
Suzanne Somers is hot for an old lady- Drunken Stepfather
Britney Spears has a new album cover- IBBB
Amy Winehouse now lives at the hospital- notorious news
Angelina Jolie is on another magazine cover- Allie Is Wired
Sienna Miller needs to whore herself out to someone else- d-listed
Michelle Trachtenberg should get tattoos- I Don’t Want Your Life
CoCo is sluttier than ever on Halloween- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Joaquin Phoenix waves bye good to Hollywood- IDLYITW
John McCain won’t get any votes from SNL fans- Geno’s World
Hanging With Chestica Is Dangerous
Nov 3rd
Lately these days Jessica Simpson is all about her beau Tony Romo. But her BFF is Ken Paves. They have been hanging out for years. And the other day, he payed for his friendship. As they were leaving Madeo there was a paparazzi frenzy and he got clonked on the face, more than likely with a camera. As you can see from the picture above that it wasn’t pretty. But then again neither is Jessica Simpson. Afterwards Ken and Jess went to the hospital to get stiches.
Stiches? Are you serious? For that little fleshwound. I am sure Jessica held his hand as he was crying and whispered softly into his ear, “Don’t worry my little soldier. Mommy is here to make it all better.” And then to rouse him from a state of shock showed him her boobs. Which made him cry more and asked if she could go to the local Dr.Johns and pick up a penis shaped lollipop.
