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Oh what a happy day in Hollywood. Not really. It seems that 2 of America’s biggest attention whores have gotten married. They didn’t however get wed in the U.S. They got married in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Now you are probably thinking if they are such attention whores why have a secret wedding? Well wonder no more, they are publishing exclusive wedding photos in the new issue of Us magazine.

Heidi had this to say, ” The minute we said our vows, I couldn’t stop crying.” She probably just got off the phone with Us magazine and they gave her a quote on how much her wedding pictures would sell for. Don’t think this changes a thing. Now that they are wed Speidi will become one. A super attention whore if you will. And they will continue to terrorize the streets of L.A. and other bordering countries. Who can stop this super villain you may ask? MTV producers. They can cancel The Hillsand Heidi Montag will become all but non existent. The world lies on your shoulders MTV producers. Stop this monster before it gets too big.

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More Heidi doing what she does best.