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For the past several years Jennifer Garner has had a stalker. He has been sending her obsessive and threatening letters in the mail and following her from coast to coast. I would like to know how he can afford to do that? I have been stalking celebrities for years and usually when they get dropped off at the airport I have to go back to my apartment and hopelessly masturbate to their pictures.

I just can’t afford the air fair. Now that Southwest airlines offers coach seats for $69 dollars, I may be able to keep up my habbits. Watch out J-Lo. As a result from all the annoying behavior, Jennifer Garner has gotten a restraining order from the stalker Steven Burky and he has to stay 100 yards away from Jen, Ben Affleck, their child Violet and the nanny. Hang in there Steven. That restraining order will expire in a few months so keep your cameras memory card empty.

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