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There has been a beef between Scarlett Johansson and Lindsay Lohan for a long time. It started when Lohan got the star role in Parent Tramp in like the 90’s. Since then there has been bad blood between the two starlets. The beef grew stronger two years ago when Lohan scrawled some hateful words about ScarJo on a bathroom wall. I usually read the bathroom walls because they usually have some good advice and also have phone numbers for people looking to have a “good time.”

This reminds me of the time I had sex with a girl and when I found out she was knocked up, I broke up with her by writing on a bathroom stall “bj’s $5 call this number.” She says I still owe her child support blah,blah. I don’t need to pay her a thing since she is racking up $5 a day with that ad I placed for her.

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Links that taste like cherry lubricant

Justin Timberlake is a fairy- popbytes

The Kardashian’s are building alliances- IBBB

Chloe Sevigny is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather

Travis Barker is back in the game- Aliie Is Wired

Kelly Osbourne is getting married. Gross. – notorious news

Karolina Kurkova is lingerie- The Bastardly

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Heather Mills got a 3rd boob job. The more the better. – Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Jenna Jameson sluts it up once again- Geno’s World

Even more from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show- I Don’t Want Your Life