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Whoever is getting a piece of this every night I am obscenely jealous. Just when Carrie Underwood hit the country scene as the hot, blond and young new comer, here comes Taylor Swift. Hotter, blonder and younger. Totally blowing Carrie Underwood out of the water. Rumors have been circulating that Taylor Swift may be pregnant. Again, jealous. After hearing these rumors the 18 year old took things to her myspace page.

” I read a very creative rumor this morning saying I’m pregnant, which is the most IMPOSSIBLE thing on the planet. Take my word for it. Impossible.” So what you are saying is, you are pregnant? This isn’t impossible Taylor. You see when you were busy during high school writing songs and whitening your teeth I am sure you missed out on a good deal of sex education. So let me break it down for you.

When a man inserts his penis into a woman’s vagina and they rotate and eventually the man ejaculates into the woman’s vagina, then they have just had sex. Sex=pregnancy. So if you partook in any activities which are considered sex. Then you may be pregnant. See how that works? You’re welcome.

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