Speidi. Not Attention Whores Anymore?

It seems to me that every time Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt want to do something, go to the beach, go out to dinner or whore it up on MTV’s The Hills, they are usually posing for the cameras or pretending that they do not want to be photographed. But we know better. I am not sure what they are supposed to be in this picture. Obviously Spencer is a prisoner but what is Heidi? A slutty cop? A slutty corrections officer? A slutty Hedi Montag? No that’s not right. That’s just redundant.

Anyway, at a Los Angeles nightclub, The Kress, instead of smiling for the cameras and telling people to vote for McCain, Speidi bolted for the door and ran inside. That is not like them. I am sure they were just anxious to get in there and hear DJ AM spin some tracks. It isn’t like they could actually talk to DJ AM because Speidi is probably the most hated couple in Hollywood. After they were inside they were photographed kissing and giggling in the VIP section. I don’t see how Heidi can go out with this guy. I should be the one making out with Heidi Montag on a beach somewhere.

As we all know, Spencer is a grade-A douche bag. And we all know I have a very strict no douche bag policy.

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