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In the most recent issue of Harper’s Bazaar Angelina Jolie says that inside she is still a “punk kid with tattoos.” Newsflash Angie, you are a mother of six. That means you have six little children nibbling at your toes for food on a daily basis. She is basically saying that she is still young at heart to make up for all the wrinkles people are starting to see in pics of Angelina Jolie. She goes on to tell the magazine…

“Listen, my kids play video games. I let them play with toy soldiers. we don’t take war and violence lightly, but we don’t hide it from anybody,” she says. “We say,’ Mommy and Daddy have movies where we play these characters, but there’s real death and violence in the world.” Wow, way to cheer a kid up Ang. If Angelina Jolie were my mother I would disown her. First get done with the breastfeeding stage and then disown her.

She just takes shit too seriously. She is a bleeding heart basically. When you have over $400 million in your joint bank account then it makes sense to call in one of those needy children infomercials and donate a few bucks. But when you drag your kids to 3rd world countries and usually coming back with more kids than you left with, you may have a problem.

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