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Lately these days Jessica Simpson is all about her beau Tony Romo. But her BFF is Ken Paves. They have been hanging out for years. And the other day, he payed for his friendship. As they were leaving Madeo there was a paparazzi frenzy and he got clonked on the face, more than likely with a camera. As you can see from the picture above that it wasn’t pretty. But then again neither is Jessica Simpson. Afterwards Ken and Jess went to the hospital to get stiches.

Stiches? Are you serious? For that little fleshwound. I am sure Jessica held his hand as he was crying and whispered softly into his ear, “Don’t worry my little soldier. Mommy is here to make it all better.” And then to rouse him from a state of shock showed him her boobs. Which made him cry more and asked if she could go to the local Dr.Johns and pick up a penis shaped lollipop.

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