Archive for October, 2008
Guess Who I’m Voting For?
Oct 10th
God damn I love this country. Europe was great and I deeply respect their relaxed views on nudity, sodomy and ritual suicide, but where else can you decide your country’s future using a picture of enormous tits. That’s why we win all the wars. We respect America, apple pie and chicks with ridiculously sized tits. The potheads sexy kids at College Humor have more Erection 2008 coverage right here. Also, here’s what’s going on around the netz.
- Sarah Chalke (Becky 2) still smoking hot after all these months. (Phun)
- Don’t fucking touch Madonna (Allie)
- Chanelle Hayes looks for some richness in her life. ((Bastardly)
- Giselle in a music video for some reason. (Drunken Stepfather))
- Ben and Jen Affleck…kinda normal. (Celebitchy)
- Whitney Port does something, or something. Whatever. (IBBB)
Britney Spears Is Mysterious
Oct 7th
Ok. I’m back. I have half a liver, a 10,000 EURO hotel bill and a warrant for my arrest in three EU countries. Also, remarkably, I’m still drunk. Here’s Britney Spears in her new video looking strangely hot. I thought that these were circa 2001 when I saw them but it turns out that Britney knows a sorcerer and has transformed from all busted up to damn I’d like to hit that. I’d probably still be mean to her afterward though, because she has had some hard times and hit rock bottom. People don’t forget…
