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Kevin Smith is hands down one of the best actors and producers in Hollywood. He starred in Mall Rats and Clerks 1 & 2. And in case you have been living under a rock for the past few weeks, he directed Zack And Miri Make A Porno which comes to theatres today. Anyway, he is having some problems with his weight. I remember him going on Conan O’Brian and talking about how embarrassed he was when he was on vacation and wore a shirt while in the pool. Someone has to break the news to him that a wet t-shirt only makes you look fatter.

” I broke a toilet. That’s how heavy I am.” He told The Los Angeles Times. I could definately picture him being on Celebrity Fit Club and I have watched that show many times and he would be hands down the coolest person there. When talking about his new movie he said, “Come opening weekend, if it does well, I’ll want to reward myself by eating more,” he added. “And if the movie does poorly, I imagine I’ll want to self-medicate and eat more. Hollywood’s a hard town to be fat in!” Can I recommend crack? It is about as addicting as food is but helps you lose like 10 lbs. a week.

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Ellen Degeneres went clubbing with Paris Hilton- Aliie Is Wired

Annalynne McCord. What an ass! – Drunken Stepfather

Corey Haim is engaged- Celebrity Smack

Picking on little kids is fun- IBBB

Kim Kardashian is wonder woman! – Geno’s World

Kate Moss has nipples- IDLYITW

Your favorite attention whores dress up for Halloween- Just Jared

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You don’t have to dress up to be scary on Halloween- Celebrity Dirty Laundry