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Some people think that Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan’s relationship is on the rocks. Seeing as Lindsay is for some reason not gay anymore and has decided she still has a healthy addiction to dick. I’ve said it before and I will say it again, I do not know what LiLo sees in this little troll SamRo. This Halloween, after months of almost no DJing gigs because of her relationship with LiLo who the clubs in Hollywood don’t wanna see anymore, she will have a bash at Pearl Restaurant and Lounge. Did I read that right? A Restaurant? Nevertheless it sounds like a blast.

I know what you are all thinking, I wanna go. I wanna see Lohan make out with her lesbian partner up close! Well, it’s $25 at the door. If anyone out there wants to take a shot at hooking up with Lindsay Lohan, and you are male, this is your opportunity. SamRo will be busy behind the DJ table and doing what ugly people do while LiLo is working the room. Remember guys, 2 roofies and she is passed out the entire night. 1 and a half roofies and she will have the energy to drive herself home in the morning.

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