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Oo La La. This is some of the best news I have heard in a long time in the tabloids. But like most sexy news out there. It is stifled by a prude bitch named Mary-Kate Olsen. You see, news has leaked that Ashley Olsen is tired of her small boobs and little girl body and wants to get breast implants in an attempt to make her more voluptuous. However, since these two airheads are joined at the waist, Ashley won’t get them unless Mary-Kate gets them too. She doesn’t wanna make it too obvious that she got work done. But isn’t that usually the point? You get breast implants because you are an attention whore and want people to know you’re there.

All of this has caused a lot of bad blood among the twins. Mary-Kate is “sick of Ashley telling her how to look.” This is some of the best news I have heard in a long time. The Olsen twins are notorious for being prudes but if they both got breast implants they may become a little more outgoing. Meaning they may actually go skinny dipping or pose topless in a men’s magazine. Of course this may be asking too much, but I don’t think it is that far fetched.

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