Jessica Simpson Has Better Things To Do

As people may or may not know, Jessica Simpson is quite the entrepreneur. Not only is she a pop singer, but she also sings country. Which is horrendous. But on top of a failing music career she also design hand bags and has a couple of fragrances at Macy’s. Well she was scheduled to show up at the Macy’s 150th Anniversary party last night but because of the weather she couldn’t make it. I am sure everyone was bummed out until they realized “oh shrimp!”

Since she was held back in Nashville, her boyfriend Tony Romo decided that they would have a romantic date. Nope. Jessica waited at the airport and took a later flight just when the party was ending. She said of missing the party, “I’m so,so sorry. I wish I could be God and control the weather.” Doesn’t she get it? She is God. She is a big titted blond who lives in America. This is all that most people ask for in life. I don’t feel bad for Tony. He has a lot of money and gets to sodomize Jessica at his discretion. I won’t lose any sleep on his behalf.

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