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If you live in America then you know all about the financial crisis going on in this country. And since it is so bad over here, it has stretched to other parts of the world.Including England. This is where Paris Hilton still makes club appearances for the low bargain price of 75,000 pounds or about $120,000 for us U.S. folks. Well now the credit crunch is cutting into Paris’ social life. Paris was set to appear at a place called Paper Nightclub and get paid $100,000 to do it, but she had to stay a minimum of 2 hours and not go to any nightclub before or after that. That fell through the floor.

Another nightclub where she was scheduled to make an appearance was Whiskey Mist. What a stupid fucking name. But they too decided not to pay. Paris went anyway because she wanted to whore around and meet royalty. And she got her wish. Let’s face it. Paris Hilton is standing on her soapbox and going on talk shows saying she is done with the partying and that all she wants is to settle down with Benji. Or Joel. Or one of those douche bags. The fact is, she is far from being done with partying. This is what she does. This is her life. This is Paris Hilton. She will never go away and neither will her love for partying.

It’s ok though. I forgive Paris. As long as every year or so a leaked prono hits the internet and is downloaded by millions including myself, I will be happy. Hey maybe she will make a porno with her new BFF. That sounds fun.

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