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A lot of people feel bad for DJ AM. He went through a horrific plane crash and was left with some pretty severe burns. Since then DJ AM and Travis Barker has parted ways and are no longer doing their little “tour” thing. Well not all things are looking down for the DJ. One case in point, getting to have sex with Mandy Moore again. I am sure she feels bad and now DJ is getting all the pity sex he can throw a stick at. One time when I was 11 I fell down on my bike and scratched my knee up pretty bad. Afterwards my older sisters friend who was 15 gave me a kiss on the cheek. So the question stands, why didn’t I have pity sex?

I am sure after experiencing such a traumatic experience that DJ AM will need some time to recover. But I think looking down at Mandy’s perfect ass while sodomizing her will help him recover just a little bit quicker. The thing I am thinking about is, DJ AM was engaged to Nicole Richie a couple of years back. Does this mean that Nicole will ditch Benji or Joel or whichever douche bag she is dating now and hook back up with DJ AM? Pretty interesting. I think it could happen. Then, DJ AM gets a Mandy Moore and Nicole Richie 3 way. Party!

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