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Jennifer Aniston is pregnant…at least according to Australia’s News Weekly. I know. I waiting for my copy to come in the mail, too.

The pair made their first outings as a reunited couple last week, enjoying a romantic weekend in New York and a concert in Boston. But while friends are scratching their heads about what made Jen take the playboy musician back, the smile the actress has been wearing says it all — she’s pregnant and loving it!

Apparently, you can buy that issue of their magazine to find out all the juicy details of this made up TOTALLY true story. If they were real journalists, like me, they would use the old put the question mark at the end of a headline you can’t substantiate trick instead of making statements that might get them sued. That’s what all my reporter buddies say when we’re chatting it up in the news room – sleeves rolled up, smoking crumpled cigarettes, drinking that boiled shit that passes for coffee and pecking away at our Royal Electric typewriters. I get the straight dope from the streets, sister.