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This is Jessica Simpson showing off her rack new fragrance at Dillard’s in Dallas. She can call it a “fragrance” all she wants, but even after all these years she’s still just a big titted blond slinging perfume at the local mall. She still looks great, but the new round of virginal pre-fab hotties are 10 years younger than her, and even at 15 make Jessica seem ancient by comparison. Maybe next time I’m at Dillard’s she can recommend a nice fragrance for one of my girlfriends or direct me to the MAC counter on her way out to lunch in the food court. Did you see the new bra’s at Cache? I know, right?

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