Guess Who I’m Voting For?
God damn I love this country. Europe was great and I deeply respect their relaxed views on nudity, sodomy and ritual suicide, but where else can you decide your country’s future using a picture of enormous tits. That’s why we win all the wars. We respect America, apple pie and chicks with ridiculously sized tits. The potheads sexy kids at College Humor have more Erection 2008 coverage right here. Also, here’s what’s going on around the netz.
- Sarah Chalke (Becky 2) still smoking hot after all these months. (Phun)
- Don’t fucking touch Madonna (Allie)
- Chanelle Hayes looks for some richness in her life. ((Bastardly)
- Giselle in a music video for some reason. (Drunken Stepfather))
- Ben and Jen Affleck…kinda normal. (Celebitchy)
- Whitney Port does something, or something. Whatever. (IBBB)
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