The Girls Next Door Are Not Amused

Wow, Hef and his Girls Next Door look so happy together at the Fox Reality Channel’s Really Awards last night! It’s great when arranged relationships just really do work out, huh? Okay, enough sarcasm. Holly Madison is faking the same tight-lipped smile as Hef, Bridgette Marquardt is somewhere between a smirk and a smile, and Kendra Wilkinson is simply not amused. Damn! Can someone connected please tell Hef that I’d smile in a picture with him any day (hint-hint)? By the way, this is Lennox Miller from SupernaturalBlond.com guest-posting, and not Fatback. I mean he does also fantasize about being a Girl Next Door, but he’d never write about that here. Ooops!