Super class act -  and creator of most of the content on my hidden 2nd hard drive -  Joe Francis (of Girls Gone Wild fame) recently told E!’s Hollywood Party Girl that Lindsay was straight  – not gay – and went on to say she had a huge cavernous vazhe. [Okay I made that last part up, but in my defense this story is pretty boring]

“Lindsay’s straight,” he offered. “I think Sam has taken ownership of Lindsay. I think if Sam were to let Lindsay go even that much; Lindsay would revert back to being straight.”

Ronson’s rep declined to comment saying, “We don’t comment on stuff like that,” while LiLo’s rep has yet to respond.

Francis was reported to have dated Linds in her prerehab days and she even vacationed at his Casa Aramara mansion in Mexico.   (E!)

Snore. We get it Joe, you fucked a lot of underage girls. Jesus. You don’t see me running around bragging about how I had sex with three smokin’ hot Filipino cheerleaders who were all sisters when I was in high school do you? I’m way too classy for that shit. Plus I’m a big fan of adobado.

These pics show Lindsay Lohan at an Ugly Betty party looking every bit of the smoking hot, 42 yr old cougar. Reeeow.