Better than Chicken Livers and Cholula

Hey Look! The “better than…” linkposts are back. You remember those, right? That’s where I would do my link post of all my sexy blogger friends, but I would say that their links were better than [insert delicious southern food item]. Yeah. I know, right? Fucking. Witty.

Anyway. I’m going on a short vacation to Europe to take care of some embassy and foreign relations kinda stuff. Mostly hush-hush. So I’ve got some guest writers sitting in for bit while I’m off infiltrating enemy security attending embassy parties, dancing with Ambassador’s daughters and drinking pink gins out of cut glass tumblers. So enjoy the guest posts while I’m gone, baby. If you don’t hear from me within 2 weeks, then we’re going box 4 protocol and I’ll see you at the safe house.

Also, who is Aubrey O’Day? She doesn’t look Irish.