Hey Look! The “better than…” linkposts are back. You remember those, right? That’s where I would do my link post of all my sexy blogger friends, but I would say that their links were better than [insert delicious southern food item]. Yeah. I know, right? Fucking. Witty.

Anyway. I’m going on a short vacation to Europe to take care of some embassy and foreign relations kinda stuff. Mostly hush-hush. So I’ve got some guest writers sitting in for bit while I’m off infiltrating enemy security attending embassy parties, dancing with Ambassador’s daughters and drinking  pink gins out of cut glass tumblers. So enjoy the guest posts while I’m gone, baby. If you don’t hear from me within 2 weeks, then we’re going box 4 protocol and I’ll see you at the safe house.

Also, who is Aubrey O’Day? She doesn’t look Irish.

More Aubrey O’Day than you can shake a stick at.

I can’t even count how many times i’ve picked up a hitchhiker pulling this exact same pose

I want a pair of these Megan Fox shoes!!! | Chisme Time

Yawn – Webster’s Is My Bitch

Professor Wikipedia – CollegeHumor video

Cute College Girl on CollegeHumor

cityrag: Rihanna’s Tattoos

Does Miley Cyrus have a 20-year-old boyfriend?

Alena Seredova, nude perfect breasts

Keeley Hazell nude again…again

Amy Winehouse Too Ugly To Attend Her Own Birthday Party