Marisa Miller is Hot, Grainy

These scans of Marisa Miller are old and grainy like a Hustler Magazine that you used to find in the woods by your house. Which is why moldy paper and grainy pictures still give you a hard on. It’s in our DNA. There’s an inate drive in all humans to go to the woods to find wet rotting porn. Who leaves that shit there? Is it a right of passage that urges young men headed off to college to leave their skin mags in the forest for the next generation? Or was it just the creepy next door neighbor with all the adopted Asian kids jerking his junk in the woods? Whoever it was had a prediliction for loose-lipped ladies which kind of messed me up the first time I saw vazhe in person.

Here’s Marisa Miller grainy as hell in Malibu, a magazine for rich white people who have stuff that you don’t.