Shazam, Isis!
God.
Almighty.
Christina Aguilera’s rack looks like it’s about to spill out like the Nile in rainy season. Maybe that’s why she did her makeup like an Egyptian drag queen. Although, I don’t think many people were looking at her eyes when she wore this dress to the VMA’s the last week. Down south we’d say that Christina Aguilera is built like a brick shithouse, and honestly I have about ZERO idea what that means. But I would like to sit her down and feed her some soul food. She looks like she’d eat some cracklin’ cornbread.
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Maria Fowler Likes the Beach
about 11 months ago - No comments
This is Maria Fowler a “glamour model”. Glamour Model is British for “loikes ta show ‘er tits, Guv’nah”. I’m not sure what they feed these chicks but it apparently grows awesomely perfect breasts and blocks the proclivity to wear shirts. It’s like a combination of fried fish, Guinness and angel semen.
News Hottie: Sonia Baghdady
about 11 months ago - No comments
If you’ve ever spent any time in the Nutmeg State, then you’ve probably wanked it to heard about supemodel hot, news anchor babe Sonia Baghdady. A quick search in trusty Wikipedia shows that she was born in 1975, and: She earned an Emmy Award for “Outstanding Achievement in Soft News Series,” an Emmy nomination for “Outstanding
Kelly Brook Needs Spongebath
about 11 months ago - No comments
Man, if there’s one thing I love it’s naked women. Especially naked British women with huge natural boobs and a landing stripped vajajay. So, can anyone tell me WTF happened here? I mean, I still have a boner, but I have an urge to sniff Pine-Sol and that makes me confused. Fucking photographers. Leave
Oktoberfest Linkz
about 1 year ago - No comments
There’s nothing better than Oktoberfest. Boobies, beer and barfing. Hayden Panetierre almost has the look pulled off except for the hat. I don’t know whether she wants to serve me a beer or steal my pouch of gold for the poor. Link my sausage fraulein: Um, there’s a hot dude on IDLYITW. So confused right now (IDLYITW)
Xtina Bitches About an Abusive Home
about 2 years ago - 2 comments
Christina Aguilera has just about everything a person would want in life. Stunning good looks. Millions of dollars. Obscenely huge celebrity. And she even has a family of her own where when she is not recording music she is raising her offspring which is pretty much the American dream. Well unless you are Britney Spears
Party of Two? Aw yeah!
about 3 years ago - 3 comments
God. Damn. This is Cajun hottie Lacey Chabert from Party of Five, the show where she played the little sister that you knew would grow up to be smoking hot, so you imagined her as a 17 yr old when you jerked off to the tv and now for some reason you still get a
Sisterhood of the Traveling KABAM!
about 3 years ago - No comments
G’Damn. I don’t know what the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 (there was a 1?) is about, but I’m sure it’s has a nice character arc about Blake Lively’s amazing breasts. This is Blake Lively at a premier for the new film which according to the crack writers at IMDB is about: [F]our young
Gillian Anderson Wants To Believe She’s Pregnant
about 3 years ago - 1 comment
Gillian Anderson is pregnant. Again. Here she is at the X-Files premier in LA looking cougariffic and radiant. Which is a nice way of saying she’s fat. Her boobs look huge so I’d probably still hit it. Yeah. I would. If you want see Gillian back in the day all naked and skinny you can
Kristin Chenoweth Seems Nice
about 3 years ago - 1 comment
This is Kristin Chenoweth at the zoo. Or at a movie opening at the zoo. Or at a movie opening about monkeys. I’m not sure because research is my kryptonite. I do know that her tits are awesome and they’re all kinds of hanging out, which makes her the best actress ever. I’m thinking she
Law & Order Creator Wants His Money
about 3 years ago - 1 comment
Bong. Bong. Dick Wolf, the creator of the ubiquitous Law & Order series, thinks he might have been short changed by NBC, the network that airs all the new episodes. “Law and Order” super-producer Dick Wolf and NBC Universal are battling over the profits from the crime procedurals that have helped defined the genre for
