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Jessica Alba recently told USA Today that she normally shies away from Latina roles, [like housekeeper, stripper, stripper housekeeper, vampire stripper housekeeper, teenage mom, teenage mom stripper housekeeper- Ed.] but she took the role of the sharp tongued, gritty INS agent in film Machete because the character was “an intelligent, fierce, independent woman”. Butter my tacos,
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Sofia Vergara has been getting a lot of press these days because of the Emmy win for Modern Family and because of her gigantic Columbian boobies. This is Sofia out and about in LA proving that she can look sexy in that dress that your girlfriend wears and thinks is hot because it’s so thin
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VROOM VROOM! I’m a racer… This is Kim Kardashian dressed ridiculously at some promotion for some asinine product that WOW playahs will be pouring over their man tits after they get the 20th degree nerd fatty badge in the enchanted forest. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for senseless cleavage and Armenian DSL’s, but I’m
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This is Audrina Patridge trying on bikinis. [I thought that you weren't allowed to do that because your junk touches the fabric? Note to self: NEVER try on bikini before washing]. And why wouldn’t Audrina Partridge buy a new bikini? She’s a hot chick with big tits and that’s pretty much all she does for
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Maybe it’s the holidays, or maybe I’m getting a little drunk this morning, but Britney’s rack is making me tingle. I know I’ve ripped her in the past, but the way she looks now, I would tear that shit up like a raccoon in a metal trashcan. There’s just something that’s white hot about a
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This is Lake Bell in LA at the Women’s Health “Go Green For Good” where she and Chelsea Handler hosted an “eco-chic soiree” and talked about other made-up words that marketers come up with to get money from rich people. Women’s Health magazine Editorial Director David Zinczenko, and Vice President/Publisher, Mary Murcko, alongside the Environmental
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This is Jessica Simpson showing off her rack new fragrance at Dillard’s in Dallas. She can call it a “fragrance” all she wants, but even after all these years she’s still just a big titted blond slinging perfume at the local mall. She still looks great, but the new round of virginal pre-fab hotties are
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Jenny McCarthy is reporting that she has cured her son of Autism, a puzzling disease that until Jenny’s sorcery had no known cause or cure. Stars. They’re just like us! Except way better. Despite criticism from the American Academy of Pediatrics, Jenny McCarthy says she helped her son, Evan, recover from autism. The actress –
about 1 year ago - 1 comment
Hm. What happened this summer? This is Mila Kunis on the set of her new movie Extract. I didn’t go to film school but this is already shaping up to be the best movie ever made. It’s got action, three dimensional character arcs, excellent cinematography and lighting, and probably a good soundtrack. How can I
about 1 year ago - 1 comment
These scans of Marisa Miller are old and grainy like a Hustler Magazine that you used to find in the woods by your house. Which is why moldy paper and grainy pictures still give you a hard on. It’s in our DNA. There’s an inate drive in all humans to go to the woods to